Chris Morris visits the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, which is due for launch in 32 days:

“We have been subject to a powerful charisma. Cern combines deeply mystical particle theory with a gorblimey cock-in-the-turbo Clarksonism. UPG pops up from under the table like a meerkat. “Hey – reckon I could get Madonna to fuck a proton?” To our pulverised minds all things are horribly possible.”



One Response to “Chris Morris visits CERN”  

  1. Lol … can’t say more than that, really!


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